Choosing Your Lawyer

I recently met my Aunt's new boyfriend. Let's call him Bob. He is a very nice man. Except he hates lawyers. Hates 'em. Of course, Bob didn't tell me that directly. He didn't say that he hates lawyers. It started with religion. Bob is against organized religion because it's hypocritical. Well, I've heard that line millions of times before, but it's always a great ice breaker, right? NO! But, I couldn't resist. "Why do you think people who go to church are hypocritical?" I asked. He answered...